Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
- [[Rethink this whole sitting thing, seems dangerous ->wall]]
- [[Get really comfy->Sit]]
Humpty Dumpty gets off the wall
- [[Have second thoughts]]
- [[Admire the wall]]
- [[Relax against the wall]]
Why mess with a good thing?
- [[Sit]]It is a very nice wall.
- [[Sit]]Wow. What a wall. So nice and smooth at the top
- [[Consider Inventing A Dance]]Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Time passes in an entropic universe
- [["What ho! Thous servant Humpty Dumpty has smattered thineself"]]
- [["Holy shit is that Humpty Dumpty?!"]]It is! We must put him back together!
- [[Use the modern tools available]]
- [[Try Your best]]
- [[Give Up]]"Alas, that such a task to reconstruct thine servant be placed upon these hands"
- [[starteth from the edges ->start from the edges]]
- [[Tryeth to pasteth that gent togeh'r]]
- [[Surrender ->Give Up]]
[[go back ->"What ho! Thous servant Humpty Dumpty has smattered thineself"]] No one could put Humpty back together again. You've gotten about 90% of the way through you're brand new dance when your friend Shock G comes along.
- [[Show him your new song]]
- [[Be suspicious. You must protect your song]]As soon as you show him the lyrics and dance, he snatches your them and runs away.
- [[Maybe nothing will happen]]You try to protect your baby, but he already saw the dance and quickly snatches all of the papers and runs away.
- [[Damn ->Maybe nothing will happen]]<iframe width="420" height="345" src="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBsjggc5jHM">
- [[Rage. Rage against the blatant plagiarism]]He looks even worse now.
- [[Go Back ->"Holy shit is that Humpty Dumpty?!"]] White hot rage surges through your very core. Without realizing it, you lose your balance.
- [[Next ->Sit]]No Lucketh
[[go back ->"What ho! Thous servant Humpty Dumpty has smattered thineself"]]Despite all of the modern democracy's available equestrians (thanks to industrial farming), you've yet to make any meaningful progress.